What Sort of White Trash Name Will Young Bristol Palin Dump on Her Baby Boy?

Sarah Palin embodied the intellectually-deficient inbred troglodyte that wrought utter ruin to not only our domestic situation, but our reputation abroad. A caricature, she is the gross manifestation of all of the stereotypes of the so-called "Ugly American". One of the more compelling displays of Palin's unfortunate pedigree and chimerical frontal lobe came in the comical manner with which she bestowed names upon her hapless spawn. There's little Tractor, little Bristol, little Willow, little Piper and little Trigger. Bristol seems to be the most likely to follow in Big Bad Momma's footsteps. She has her mother's cankles and even conceived out of wedlock. Momma's firstborn Tractor was born six months after she and Baby Daddy "surprised" family members by "eloping". Bristol is a chip off the old block, you betcha! Bristol's proclivities in selecting mates also mirrors those of Momma's. Baby Daddy Levi Johnson makes Gomer Pyle seem like the Exeter/Harvard-educated scion of a Boston Brahmin dynasty dating back to the first Winthrop to disembark the Mayflower. Therefore, it would be more than reasonable to ume that Bristol will be creative in a rather euphemistic manner of speaking with regard to the naming of her children. Will she christen her newborn with a surname (Taylor, Tyler, Madison, etc.) as seems the preference of white trash in recent times or will she follow Momma's strategy of choosing inanimate objects to name her children after? What will be the name of the legacy of the 21st century's biggest trainwreck thus far?